Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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