For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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