none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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