she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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