im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize