It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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