OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Holy sore nipples Batman
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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