Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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