I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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