I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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