in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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