But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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