sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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