So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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