So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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