Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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