He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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