using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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