My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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