nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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