dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
tell me about the eggs
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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