the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I FOUND THE LEGS
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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