i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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