I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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