he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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