May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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