Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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