I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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