i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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