I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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