It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
