"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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