i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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