im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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