We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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