Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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