we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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