sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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