i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she woke up with a sticky ear
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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