The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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