What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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