im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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