Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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