I CAN MOONWALK!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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