I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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