If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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