in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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