it's not cheating when I paid for it
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
