yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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