Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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