my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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