All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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